This is funny, glad it was posted in the Humour forum. LOL. Not.

DMP

Is Domino's a steal after -25% plunge?

I88

Infini Resources onto Phase 2 at Portland Creek after spotting 'widespread uranium'

HotCopper Highlights, Week 27: G8 scalped, Domino’s drops the box, Gemlife brief hype & more

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Week 27 Wrap: 40% China tariffs?; ASX +10% FY25; US Amazon price spike

THL

Tourism Holdings says Liberation Day tariffs smashed US RV demand

NMG

New Murchison Gold blasts off at Crown Prince as 'better than expected' results return

OSL

OncoSil wraps up recruitment for key pancreatic cancer trial

KGD

Kula picks up unexplored niobium play in Malawi, with surface samples logged

Trump chides Powell as Goldman call for calm. The RBA must be nervous