You filthy sons of bearded motherless goats. How dare you make fun of Greece! Do you not know that we Greeks can rule the world if we wanted to? We have a vast army, navy and airforce. The airforce has nearly enough money to buy a mig 15 Korea, the navy has 9, yes 9 rowboats outfitted with .22 cal S/A guns, albweit we are still saving up for some ammo. Also, Greece has over 25 enlisted men in the army? We also have 2 tanks, 3 rifles, 12 slingshots and 1 rusty pitchfork. So you guys shut the hell up or we will fork you all...... pitchfork you that is. Screw with us and you will pay!!! If our goats werent that good looking, we would get stuck into the US instead, and then take over the rest of the world.
