Despite the fact that you can be accurately quoted as posting such rubbish as follows:
"I can picture it now: Julia in virginal white, a veil to hide her blushing face, hair a brilliant red, a train and pageboys. And, of course a media scrum of Woman's Day and Woman's Weekly photographers.
Makes me want to puke."
Matey, I wonder if you would post such unalderated rubbish if you were not using a pseudonym. I mean surely you would not like all and sundry to know that you is you!!
