Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm....

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    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Jack and asked, "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."
    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
    Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
    The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
    Jack took the money.
 
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