Bob ELLIS once employed by Kim BeaseleyTo whom speeches did not...

Bob ELLIS once employed by Kim Beaseley

To whom speeches did not come easily

So Bob was given the job

To write for the fat boy slob

He wrote amd wrote and wrote some more

But most ended upon the floor

His speeches didn't do much for Kim

They probably helped to make things more grim

Then bob was sued by Abbott and Costello

He lost and had to pay up the poor little fellow

So anything he writes about Tony is best ignored

For by Tony our Bob has already been gored