When George Burns turned 100, he was celebrating at 9 o'clock in the morning with a large whiskey and a fat cigar.
His friend said to him "what would your doctor say if he caught you smoking and drinking alcohol at this time of the day?
George simply said "my doctor is dead!"
Bob Hope, page-2
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