With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
