BOB, page-6

Hi Banners

It’s really tough to get a seat on CMO’s Board of Bludgers but I imagine the requirements are:

1) a lousy communicator
2) no worries playing with shareholders money
3) a complete misunderstanding of a directors role
4) enjoying free dinners and wine’s at shareholders expense
5) being able to sleep at night without any thought of your responsibilities
6) take pleasure with your fellow directors on doing absolutely nothing
7) watch your bank balance grow with your directors income

I’m sure that’s not all but if you feel confident with the above please submit your application to head office