Two Bogans are riding along the carriageway from Melbourne to Sydney.
They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stopped to see if he could help and the bogans asked him for a lift.
He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he is late for his delivery so he tells the bogans he has to leave. The bogans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, would he take them? He eventually agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets sets off on his way.
The driver is now really late, so he puts his foot down.
Sure enough Constable Craig of the NSW Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying; to which the driver replies with sarcasm – “Bogan Eggs”.
The policeman obviously does not believe this so he wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts and locks it.
He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio. He calls for immediate back up from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what the emergency he has that requires such a response?
“I’ve got a wagon with 20,000 Bogan eggs in it – 2 have already hatched and they have managed to nick a motorbike already”…………..
