Mate we are all sitting back and going to have a ripper Chrissy...

Mate we are all sitting back and going to have a ripper Chrissy with a few VBs and BBQs because;

(1) Every Chinamen in Sydney has set up shop flogging cheap Chinese made lingerie, the real slutty kind and your missus can come into the lounge room after the $4,000 bundle of joys have all gone to sleep and turn it into Mens Gallery.

(2) All your idiot mates who bought mining shares all year and said they were going to buy boats and rub it right in, have all strangely gone quiet.

(3) Your goose of a boss has been chopped and turned in his free brand new BMW320i he used to park next your VT Senator.

(4) Your idiot baby boomer dragon mother in law has lost the majority of her super and has no more hold over you as she is now considering a reverse mortgage on her 1/4 acre block in a better suburb than yours.

(5) All your white collar inlaws who have made you feel like an uneducated yob for five years are all about to seriously have to reconsider their futures as their Macquarie Bank Calls and Warrants are about to go bust.

(6) Its Summer and all you have invested in are your home brew set up, your new carport and you still have yoru panel beating business and your new neighbours 16 year old daughter skinny dipping in their pool every afternoon to contend with.

Life is good! Financial crisis - what is that all about!