bogans pulled over by police, page-4

I saw the same bloke walking down the street with one thong on. I said what happened, did you lose a thong?
He said Nah I found one.

They invited me over to dinner and we were sitting around the trough when their little girl yelled out...Pass me the bloody salt. Her dad reached over the trough hit her over the head with a brick and said...Say please when you want the bloody salt.