Or they probably rang up the ABC or SBS and get the weather...

Or they probably rang up the ABC or SBS and get the weather forecast

For a straight faced weather forecast

Like tonight as they leave their boat frozen frozen solid into the south pole iceberg off Tasmanian coast

Probably stuck solid through next winter as well as well....

What do we get?.... SBS forecast warmest days in 100 years

Hargh hargh hargh snort!

But you can smell their fear of their lies being discovered

Ship 'em off Tony.

Put us out of their misery

My opinion G48