book report

Students were assigned to read 2 books,

"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.



One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,

with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!



His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:







Titanic:..... $29.99



Clinton:..... $29.99







Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.



Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read.







Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and



subsequent catastrophe.







Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and



subsequent catastrophe.







Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.



Clinton:..... Bill is a bulls.hit artist.







Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.



Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.







Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.



Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.







Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.



Clinton:..... Let's not go there.







Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.



Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.







Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.



Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.







Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.



Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.







Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.



Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.