>The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So I've got her a pair of football boots.
> Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages. Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup.
> My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
> Anyone got an owner’s manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise!
> My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me.
> My wife said I needed to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no reason.
>Things turned really ugly at my house last night. The wife removed her make up.
> My wife shouted at me this morning for not opening the car door for her. I would have, but I was too busy swimming to the surface.
> After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it.
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