Hi bloathog I expect those bugs get incinerated if they take even one bite of you!
And thermal image devices go on the blink when you walk by them too?
What are the items at the end of row two please?
And how do you take your daily booster shot?
No sambal in the website range but if your Hermans (of yore ) also made similar stuff to what this one (which says it has been around since 1986) produces these days, it may be worth getting in touch to see if they have the recipe you liked?