A teacher was reading a class of six year olds the story about...

A teacher was reading a class of six year olds the story about Henny Penny. "And class Henny Penny the chook was running around the farm-yard when she came across farmer Brown and clucked 'the sky is falling in, the sky is falling in" now class what do you think the farmer said ??"

A little girl thought about it for a while and exclaimed "Holy sh#t a talking chook ! "

It took the teacher five minutes to recover.

Sorry guys, I'm bored