Welcome, please take a seat and I will be right over for your...

Welcome, please take a seat and I will be right over for your menu.

Ah can i take a drink order - Sure, I will have an Aperol spritz and my partner a stiff double johnny walker black.
Isn't that a little strong this time of the morning? No, he's used to it over the years.I do notice you have a very extenive menu. Give me a minute or four.

So what can i get you for entree? How about a nicely cooked goose? Oh I did see that one, number 1503 so yes, i do think there is more life in this bird so bring it up to the right temperature and we will love it.

For main, may i suggest some 1204? Nice choice sir but i think i may indulge you into trying something new on the menu such as 1702.

Yes, that would be fine. Bring that please.

And for dessert, what would you like? Do you do tran tran banana fritter and if so, could you deliver it to tablet 13 for all the smug midgets.


Oh and would you like an after dinner drink.

Yes keep the champagne on it thankyou very much !!

They said this month rosacea will be in play. Hopefull their timing gets better and their communication.

Now Vnnie is in town. Surely someone is going to share a few Budweisers with him.