BP Update, page-7

"MSB has also been very very kind to me over the years."

Yes, to extend your own Catholic theme, kind to you.... a bit like the Spanish Inquisition was kind to suspected witches.


But this is all getting a bit heavy now.

Why don't we lighten up the mood with some of these absolute pearlers?

http://hotcopper.com.au/threads/macquarie.2078786/#post-12344046

(another nice sporting metaphor... but boy, this last quarter is a long one, isn't it?)


And then there's this little gem:

http://hotcopper.com.au/threads/maybe-its-not-always-the-shorters.2519601/#post-15324171

(Yep, Teva has now indeed gone somewhere...somewhere far away. And they took their big blank cheques with them)



My favourite of them all... the no-negative-announcement-ever school of investing alchemy:

http://hotcopper.com.au/threads/mac-bank-up-to-its-old-tricks.2531940/#post-15443722

(And let me guess, still no negative announcements, huh?)


And finally, this bewdy:

http://hotcopper.com.au/threads/reminder.2778078/#post-17876833

"Why would I buy at 1.80 when I can buy at $10 risk v reward such is life"

Are you starting to understand risk v reward yet?