Brad drove his car into his garage at home, carefully sealed up around the windows and doorways of his garage, selected his favourite ABC current affairs program and left his car at a slow idle.
Two days later, his neighbour realising she had seen no sign of Brad for a while, peered thru the garage window to see Brad at the wheel of his car. Immediately she phoned emergency services and police, firies and the ambulance arrived promptly.
After pulling Brad from his car and giving him a sip of water, he seemed as good as gold.
Brad drives a Tesla - it now has a flat battery.
He also votes Greens!
