brain stops working when wind blows

I heard this somewhere yesterday, researchers said when one breaks wind (they used the other word not allowed on here) the brains stops..................
now I want to test the theory..................next time you have wind...............try to think about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,did your brain stop.............or cant you think anyway.........because the brain did stop
makes me wonder about those naughty people who eat the wrong food and are windy all day.................are they brain dead most of the time ??
results will be interesting
cheers