It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of
> carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
> When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted
> by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent
> him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.
>
> At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
> 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of
> 30-year old Scotch whisky.
>
> At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in
> her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to
> the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he
> had ever experienced. When he had enough they went downstairs, where the
> dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage,
> blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice.
>
> When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
> coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under
> the
> cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he
> said,"but what's the five dollars for?"
> "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that
> today would be your last day, and that we should do something special
> for you. I asked him what to give you.
>
>
> He said, "F**k him.. Give him five bucks"
>
> "The breakfast was my idea."
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