I woke up this morning, got dressed and went to the kitchen...

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    I woke up this morning, got dressed and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.
    I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.
    "What are you doing?" I asked her.
    She said "I'm just doing what you asked me to do last night after you came to bed Very Drunk," she replied.
    Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
 
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