Dick Cheney and George Bush are having breakfast together at the...

Dick Cheney and George Bush are having breakfast together at the White House.

An attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd

like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'

She then asks, 'And what can I get for you Mr. President?'

He looks up from his menu with his trademark wink and grin and replies, 'How about

a quickie this morning?'

The waitress is stunned and exclaims, 'Mr. President! How rude! You're starting to

act like President Clinton!' and she storms off to the kitchen.

After she's gone, Cheney leans over and whispers to Bush, 'It's pronounced 'quiche'.