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Having been inspired by little Brucey's wot he's holding

Look at me, I'm small stuff.
Yes, I've only got a small one
A little one, and that's so shrunken,
Hardly bring enough
To get a little drunken...

It's night and even though
The Dow is really green
It's something not seen
For I've only got a little fellow
And that's all I'll let you know.

I'll not wait to see the show
I'll not take the chance to grow.
You see I'e only got a little one
And I'd rather not let it have some fun.

No sirree, I'd rather take the chance to be seen
As small and full of spleen
Rather than someone who'd take the measure
And find in the Barbary elephant a treasure.