What's Michael holding?Michael Holding?No, Michael1's...

What's Michael holding?
Michael Holding?
No, Michael1's holding!
Well, I don’t know for sure
But he says he’s got a big one
So he's not at all demure.
Oh, neither was Michael Holding!
He knew how to handle his balls.
You know, Michael1 is the one for calls
Of ‘Breakout, Breakout’ and never waiting
For the closing bell – and giving
The SP a muggy kiss of subduction.
But never mind Michael’s got a lot, not selling
Until the elephant’s up and in production!

Go ye well Michael, I thought for a moment this morning you were abt to do the full Monty - er disclosure on HC