Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toiletpaper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow
over the years?"
"Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
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