Yep, me an Xi. Besties. You should come to Yum Cha with us on...

Yep, me an Xi. Besties. You should come to Yum Cha with us on Sunday.

Whats with the sudden fascination with my profile after all these years Lux? This isn't a dating site LOL.

Since you are intent on having a peak up my skirt, I'll tell you the things that it doesn't say. I'm a nobody from nowhere in particular and never lived there long. No rich or famous family. Nobody interesting following me, except some one creepy old bugger recently. No lottery money and no big inheritance from daddy. No links to the communists, the bikies, the unions, or any political party. The wealth that I do have is genuinely self-made. I've never been bankrupt but I may have to make a couple of other people so if they don't pay up soon. I'm married and in an unusual twist for modern times its to somebody of the opposite sex ! My main hobby is winding up cranky old farts on the interweb. Actually I'll call that a talent !

I also have a sinister side. For example I've still got 3 overdue Blockbuster videos from 1996. I live in fear every day that they will catch up with me and fine me because I also didn't rewind them.

You mention Xi. I've never met Xi but I have met prime ministers of two other countries, several state premiers, and also been invited by a queen attend a number of events. I personally know several billionaires but I'm not beholden to any of them. I'm not the people that I know or have met. I'm still just a nobody from nowhere and in my experience thats the happiest place to be. Having your name in the newspaper does not bring joy to you or those around you. Of this I'm sure.

So there you have it Lux. Thats my profile ! Much more that you could have gotten by clicking on links. All you needed to do is ask, unless you work for the Murdoch's.