bright future, page-54

Yeah ... its like poetry or the lyrics to a song in morse code. Mathematical rhyming maybe?? Don't know. We're weirdos -hence why we're getting along.

The 'wig' thing - that was all Jaded some time ago and has nothing to do with me or lawyers (Magistrates and QCs wear silk to court fyi - but its not made from 'silk' anymore - but they're all called 'Silks').

When the UK listing was being discussed with some regularity - y'know - the 'ah TON will be saved if it moves to UK', Jaded came out and pretty much threatened our UK friends. Not the type of threat that gets ya modded... he sort of said in his usual style something like 'if you monarch lovers screw over my mum and dad retailers in this little colony with your uk listing, then this subject will come to the uk to find you and kick you so hard up the arse ya wig will fall off'.

You had to be there. Hilarious stuff.