Year 6 Report CardB.S.BirdmanRELIGIOUS STUDIES AYour efforts in...

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    Year 6 Report Card
    B.S.Birdman



    RELIGIOUS STUDIES A
    Your efforts in this subject are commendable. Morality stories and fairy tales cannot in themselves however, provide an adequate education.It is noted you are spending much of playtime with the boys and girls in kindergarden rather than your classmates in year 6.This behavior needs to change before progressing to big school.

    SCIENCE F
    Unfortunately you fail this subject and furthermore your behaviour has been disruptive and obnoxious.Your failure to comprehend and accept the evidence in our simple science lesson explaining greenhouse gasses cannot be tolerated.In the yearly exam your answer to the question "is co2 a greenhouse gas " was NO which is unacceptable given the demonstrable observable and repeatable facts.You will have to repeat.
    I have taken the liberty of assigning you a tutor next year.Her name is GRETA and whilst coming from another country <Sweden> she speaks good english and has a remarkable grasp of scientific method and logic.

    ENGLISH F
    Unfortunately you have failed to show any original thinking in your home work and assignments.To merely cut and paste other peoples work is insufficient and the sources of much of your material is dubious.You will have to repeat.

    The letter from your parents asking for leniency in the need to repeat year 6 is insufficient.It is noted they belong to a strange esoteric cult called "climate change deniers".Apparently this cult was once popular but has been discredited and is rapidly disappearing except in a few outlier countries.
    Of coarse you have every right to leave this school and attend the christian school down the road.That school accepts faith based attitudes to learning which may be more attuned to your inability to absorb scientific facts.
    PRINCIPAL

 
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