There was a very similar story related on ABC radio in Brisbane...

There was a very similar story related on ABC radio in Brisbane a few years back. From memory, this guy was not well and had to sit down for a shower so his daughter provided one of those white moulded chairs with slats in the bottom for the water to drain through.

Well you can imagine the shennanigans when the crown jewels slipped through the slats. The poor guy didn't realise what had happened until he tried to stand up and the chair went with him! Even with soaping he and his daughter were unable to retrieve the slatted numbers.

To cut a long story short, after a call to 000 they eventually had to use the jaws of life to cut the chair away. Apart from the gentleman concerned and his daughter alternately telling their side of the story between fits of laughter, I thought Rod Henshaw, the ABC announcer, was going to choke with laughter! Very funny listening; something you would never appreciate if it were on television!