We don't want to rape and pillage China, we just want to carve...

We don't want to rape and pillage China, we just want to carve up the coastal trading posts like its 1901. This time Britain wants a 999 year lease on Hong Kong, the US wants Taiwan and Australia is good for somewhere close to decent beaches. Guangzhou may be a good start but I think we should rename it New Brisbane because lets be honest, no one is visiting a town called Guangzhou