Brittany Higgins Grabs the Big Uns

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    Shy Brittany Higgins ,heroine of the Australian woke sisterhood, has grabbed a big $250,000 as a book advance from Penguin publishers.
    In this book Brittany by nature a retiring person will detail the difficulties after a late night drinking session of sleeping naked on a tightly sprung , parliamentary office couch.
    She will also explain at length how she courageously fought off toxic masculinity and with the help of the ABC feminists and other woke victims exposed the widespread culture of the "predatory ,untrustworthy Australian male animal".
    Feminists and other exploited women around Australia are waiting eagerly for her hard earned hints on overcoming testosterone driven advances.
    It has been suggested that this book might be the first in a series portraying the continuing virtue of Brittany and her triumph over degraded Australian males.
    Congratulations Brittany on your deserved rise from the depths.
    Last edited by willial: 20/04/21
 
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