I have been here 6 years and will never go back other than for...

I have been here 6 years and will never go back other than for visting family.... Like I already knew - and reaffirmed by my family and mates when I speak to them - the place has gone to the dogs, plain and simple.

It is not a patch on Australia in so many ways - it's lifestyle is not a patch on Australia's - it's people are not a patch on Australians, don't get me started on overcrowded roads, price of living, petrol, the weather, the beaches.....

"Britain is called Britain because the word "sh!t" was already taken......"

Mods, come get me, hands up...but you understand, right?