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With apologies to Tom924
Sydney morning Hairdo
29/1/88
Has the hair market topped??? That is what some are asking after some thought we are seeing what some say is a repeat of 1987.
We asked Tom from hotcopper fame what his thoughts were about the market & his conditioner. This is what he had to say.............
SMH: Tom is it 1987 all over again????
Tom : Yeah dude, I've got my big hair and CHOOSE LIFE T-shirt. FLouro rules!
SMH: But what about shares in particular Tom???
Tom : Chers? Man, she's still wearing that seatbelt thongy thing and prancing around in front of those horny seamen.
SMH: Really??? Why do you say that??
Tom : Because I just saw it on MTV. Man that Richard Wilkins has got one tubin' hair do too. I'd kill for some of his mousse.
SMH: So you see more room for improvement??
Tom : No man, I said his hair roolz.
SMH: What about those that go short.
Tom : short up top is good, some are calling it a mullet. Do you like mine?
SMH: Is it better to go long now?
Tom : Of course it is, only at the back, thats what a mullet is, sheeet!
SMH: Who will do well???
Tom: Billy Ray and that blonde dude from neighbours, Jason someone. Man he'll have that hair forever!
SMH: Is there one head of hair that stands above the others???
Tom : If I had to make a choice I would say Don King. The man is a walking Troll Doll.
SMH: Have you had a few drinks tonight???
Tom: Damn yeah, A couple of west coast coolers and a bottle of Stone's ginger wine. That stuff roolz. Why you got a problem with that?
SMH: No, No, we think you know what you are talking about!
Tom : Of course I do. You see this head of hair. It is the coolest. Mullets will rule 4eva.
ENDS************
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