Hi you all I'm Tony Perk Its not a bad sort of lurk AS one flys...

Hi you all I'm Tony Perk

Its not a bad sort of lurk

AS one flys about the world you know

First class the only way to go

You say I'm a dreadful hypocrite

Because Bronny I did get

But you must realise its different under the Labor brand

different rules apply to us don't you understand

Anyway I didn't fly in a chopper

I don't think that's right and proper

If we get back into power wont it be heaven

I think little Billy is thinking of buying me my own 747