Buru Energy Confirm ESP Artificial Lifting System

Buru Energy Limited (Buru) (ASX: BRU) is pleased to advise that it has completed a restart plan for the Ungani Oilfield, including artificial lift using ESP planned to be installed later in 2017 to maintain and potentially increase production rates to record levels placing them at the top table of Australia’s oil sector.

The Activity will be undertaken at the existing Ungani Central and Ungani Far West 1 well sites (collectively with the Ungani 3 well site, the Ungani Facility). The Ungani Central site includes the Ungani 1ST1 and Ungani 2 petroleum wells.
It is confirmed that artificial lift using ESP will be installed to ensure production rates from the Ungani 1ST1 and Ungani 2 wells can be sustained at over 3000bopd and up to 5000bopd.

ESP, or Extra Sensory Perception, also called sixth sense, includes reception of information not gained through the recognized physical senses but sensed with the mind. Visionary Buru Energy Executive Chairman, Mr Eric Streitberg has more than 40 years of experience in petroleum geology and geophysics, oil and gas exploration and oil and gas company management and was the founder of the Eric Streitberg Paranormal (ESP) foundation, inventors of the ESP artificial lifting system that enables oil to be pumped from oil bearing zones at supernatural production rate levels through the sheer power of the mind.

In a recent pilot project, Mr Streitberg collaborated with HC resident clairvoyant and medium, CEOChair to demonstrate the telepathic technique:






Through sheer willpower, over 1m barrels per year of high grade, highly profitable, 37 deg API, high yield, luvly oil will be spirited away to Wyndham, to be stored in CGL’s 80,000 barrel tank and exported via ship to SE Asian or local markets saving on 100% of previous trucking costs. Planned modifications to the larger tank will also help streamline the storage system and reduce operating costs and will be paid for, like almost everything BRU do, by somebody else, because paying for things ourselves when somebody else wants to do it for us would be just a bit stewpid and we have psychic powers and can tell others what to think, you see, we own the assets and have full operational control and are in charge of our own destiny, it’s all about mind control. It should be noted that such tarot card witchery has it's limitations and frankly the company still has no freaking idea how to shift the payload from U-FW at twice the natural rate of U1/2, there's just so freaking much of it.

ES further asserted the Company’s recent Gas programs and subsequent flow tests have demonstrated that commercial flows are now achievable, and the size of the resource is sufficiently large to be able to fulfil both the Company’s Western Australian domestic gas obligations under the terms of its State Agreement, and to also potentially provide gas via a scaled up ESP program into the structurally shorter than thisishit East Coast Market without the squillion dollar expense of a trans continental pipeline or going round the houses the long way. “With me out West and CEO, our Oracle in the East, we can literally bypass thousands of Ks of desert, like serpants in the Dreamtime.”

Psychic spiritual diviner, CEOChair was later found to be channelling his inner mystic heavily under the influence, while having yet another premonition to the effect of a new funding deal with a giant Global Fund who had been waiting in the wings for the 3000bopd target to be hit before acquiring a significant stake in BRU and providing the unlimited hundreds of millions of dollars debt facility that would fund all future BRU exploration plans in their lucrative oil and gas projects for the foreseeable future while maintaining full operational control ensuring their arrival on the global stage as a major in their own right. When he put this to Eric, he said, “Spooky, CEO, that’s precisely what I’ve been up to all along, you are some kind of genius voodoo guru, how is it you are not on the payroll?”

Little known fake soothsayer, Mr H00ti Geller was heard h00ting nobody could foresee a way of making any money out of investing in shares if they weren’t terribly good at it and didn’t know their crystal ball from their Crystal Gayle and don’t it make his brown eyes blue. He’s still wondering how that bull shark got transported inland to Bowen, nothing me and ES can’t put our minds to, H00ti.

The Only True Prophet, CEOChair acknowledges the traditional custodians of the land and The Dean for inspiring this article, but with all due respect, is surprised he can remember what happened last Tuesday, let alone last year.