African Girl Update:
( whilst we await Thai girl October production figures because most likely our employees are at the Melbourne Cup horse race carnival at Royal Randwick today )
The African Girl's Mum came over last week and cooked me a huge roast lamb dinner, i was so full i went to sleep early.
Whilst i was asleep i was awoken to Thai girl texting drunk and partying at another Chatree Mine festival afterparty. She lost her wallet and asked me to pay for an UBER to take her home on my credit card , and her cousins, aunties , uncles, nephews & basically everyone in the village.
At 3.00am i finally get back to sleep.
At 6.30 am i'm awoken to the Beautiful smell of a freshly cooked Bacon & Egg's breakfast from the African Girl that i have been telling you all about, but nobody was listening ! This wasn't the usual breakfast as her Mom had spent the night baking pancakes with homemade jam too !
It was a god damn Breakfast Buffett ! All the neighbours could smell it !! It was like mice to Cheese ! everyone in the neighborhood suddenly wanted my African Girl for Themselves !
It was a god damn bidding frenzy! Suddenly the Chinese didn't care that my African Girl was black !!!!!! I had told them before ;
" Once you go black you never go back ! " 
Current Scorecard: African lady V Thai Bangkok ladyboyTIE: Currently running at 144,000 ounces for next year , takeover offer valued at approximately
$700,000,000KCN: Currently on track for 120,000 ounces next year , (equivalent offer would be approximately 83%), so around $581,000,000
or $2.26So....... African Lady has earned her freedom, i just bought her and her Mom a round the world cruise for the next 12 months so someone else can cook for her !
So..... It's just me and Thai lazy bit$h KCN for the next 12 months, with the Malaysian Girl BEZ comming over on the weekends.....She has 12 months to improve herself until African Lady get's back from vacation or she is out on her a$$ , out the door, to never return. Observation #1 Efficiency: October 3rd, record production announced.----> (Silence from Thai girl still sleeping off her hangover) 
Management are On-Site, Busy in High viz gear, hands dirty, problems being fixed.. No fancy Gold viewing room with Tick Tock celebrities being the focus in Africa ! 
Note: Clothes dryers in background to clean poor African workers Children school uniforms.
Compared African lady above last week to our Thai Ladybod's party bartender friends below still sitting around discussing this months social calender ! 
So......... The Thai girl wants the unlimited Credit card to milk KCN shareholders these past 6 months, Well her time is up.... She can either lift her performance or she will go back stripping in Bangkok noodie Bar ! Let's see what this Thai girl can deliver with our full attention over the next 12 months !
I'm not going to Lie.... The Thai girl has a killer body underneath that selfish attitude she has... Maybe with some training she can overcome African Girl with her flexibility and 20 years of hooking experience !
Because apparently,
there is always a happy ending in Thailand ! 
(20min delay)