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Here Chuck a little humour to even up

Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?"
The basketball

What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends? Mr President

How do you starve a hippie? Hide their welfare check under the soap.

How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.

What do tornadoes and divorce in the Southern USA have in common? .. Either way, someone's losing a trailer.

What's the only white thing in the olympics men's 100m sprint? The lines.