re: banker Banker, If my Area Manager rang and announced he was...

re: banker Banker, If my Area Manager rang and announced he was calling in this afternoon would I:

1. Be out Customer Calling

2. Have some Beers in the Freezer

3. Speak Severely to Lending Officer

4. Speak Severely to Lending Officer and Threaten Tellers

5. Threaten Lending Officer and Tellers

6. Speak Severely to Lending Officer & Tellers

7. Threaten Customer Service Supervisor

8. SMS Area Manager re Playgound Accident

9. Check Redundancy Entitlements

10. Check Sick Leave Entitlements

11. Check Sick Leave Entitlements & Ring Doctor

12. Tell Area Manager upon arrival that he is a Good Bloke.

13. Pray

14. Ring Corporate Banking re Fantastic Referral


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