calling sav, page-20

Dear Mr Moderator,

I would like to report a serial killer in our midst, not content to murder a fine body of the English Language on a previous occasion, this serial killer continues to dismember yet another fine body of English Language again to an incomprehensible state.

"In particukar I refer to the follwing "what's
the chances that bg will be cool wit using da
ucg tech dat ctp & rog favour?

"tink i'm losing da plot researchin' dis coy.
just can't tink no more. 2 much 2 take in. so
i'll ask Savvy & da rest o' u experts.

Again I suspect that there is little point in trying to locate this perpetrator, as again he/she has moved back into the anonymity of cyberspace hopefully to try and come to grips with the havock that person has created.

Long gone are the stirring days of fine oratory, and we find ourselves reduced to the motivating language as set out below.

"what's the chances that bg will be cool wit
using da ucg tech dat ctp & rog favour?

Mr Zlato,

Just a joke old mate I know you are big enough to take a ribbing. No attack on you old mate. (smile)have a nice day

CB