Bush: " Now Saddam, have another beer,...now if you let us attack you , it will take peoples' minds off our corrupt accounting methods and our crumbling economy, eh?, and everyone will be focused on "nests of evil" and weapons of mass destruction; hey Alan, turn the sausages...now where was I? Ah yes, and we will build a oil pipeline to link up with the one we are building through Afghanistan....and give you a 4% nett royalty on oil from Iraq...and you can use the proceeds to go long in Microsoft and Cisco, and you will make an absolute killing when patriotism drives the Dow and the "Daq back up........yes, Alan and I sold short last week....what? you havent really got any weapons of mass destruction? No probs! We will lend you some.........just dont forget you have to let us win or the deal is off! Hey Alan, bring the esky over and hurry up with the food......."
