Why does a Chicken Coop have two doors?
‘Cause if it had four doors, it would be a Chicken Sedan
...Sorry...
A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday by sneaking into the chicken coop and replacing every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats the shit out of the peacock.
Three criminals rob a bank and make their getaway,
They are pursued by the police all the way to the countryside. The three criminals speed into a farm where they split up to hide. The police are close behind them.
The first criminal hides in the pigpen. The police go inside the pen where they hear the sound of something moving. "Oink Oink." says the criminal.
"Oh it's just a pig" say the police, so they move on.
The second criminal hides in the chicken coop. The police go inside and think they see someone. "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" says the criminal.
"Oh it's just a rooster" say the police, so the keep searching.
The third criminal goes inside the barn, sees a pile of potatoes in potato sacks and hides inside an empty one. The police enter the barn and begin searching. The dusty potato sack causes the criminal to sneeze! The police are quick to search amongst the big pile of potato sacks. The quick thinking criminal says "Potato, potato, potato" in a nice clear voice.
"Oh never-mind" say the police, "It's just potatoes."
