A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.
The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn't even turned on.
The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike a conversation to break the silence.
"Hey, ma-"
"HOLlY EffingING SHIT!!!!!" The driver abruptly hit the breaks.
"Dude, wtf!" the passenger complained. The driver then apologised "Sorry, man. It's my first time on the job and I haven't adjusted from my previous job yet."
"What did you do before this?"
"I drove a hearse.
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`3 Drunk Men Entered A Taxi
Three drunk men entered a taxi.
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The taxi driver noticed that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again, without actually moving the car at all.
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Then, he said "We have reached your destination.".
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The first guy handed him the money, while the second guy said "Thank you.".
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The third guy though, the third guy slapped the taxi driver.
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The driver, worried that he had realised that he had tricked them, asked him "What was that for?".
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But then the third guy replied "Control your damn speed next time, you nearly killed us!".
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``The government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
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