...and another blonde immediately filling the hole back in with dirt.
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He watches as they move up the street doing this over and over again.
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The first blonde digs a hole, and the second one fills the dirt right back in.
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After a few minutes, he decides to ask them "excuse me, what are you ladies doing
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"We're working" the first blonde replies.
"Just the two of you?" He inquires.
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"Well" the second blonde chimes in,
"there's usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick"
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So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt...
sources say it was a real shin dig.
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Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate & nuts.
Excited they believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Roche.
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So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.
“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the abilities of an acrobat.”
“Then why are you so sad?” asked the first man. “Now you can live your dream!”
“No, I can’t,” says the second man. “But I can edit pdf’s with the best of them...”
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