The clerk sells him a chain saw. About three hours later the man returns, covered in sweat.
He tells the clerk, "This didn't work at all. It took me two hours to cut down one medium size tree"
The clerk takes the saw and says ,"Let's see what is wrong with it", then starts up the saw
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Suddenly the man screams, "What the Heck is that noise!"
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What do parties hosted by Pollititians have in common with hardware stores?
They're both filled with tools.
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An elderly lady goes to the local hardware store
An elderly lady goes to the local hardware store and approaches the young salesman on duty.
Her: I'd like to buy a trap to deal with a vermin problem I've been having
Him: Well, many of our customers like to go for a trap, some of them even go as far as to spend the extra penny for a no-kill trap. Would you like me to go outback and bring out a selection to show you?
Her: Yes yes, but be quick about it, I've a bus to catch!
Him: I'm sorry to inform you ma'am, but we don't sell traps quite THAT large!
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A man walks into a hardware store
A man walks into a hardware store looking for some nails, the shopkeeper walks up to him and asks “how long do you want them mate?”, the man responds “nah I wanna keep em”
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