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    Nick off dad
    no sonny jim
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    Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

    Because they lactose
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    how does a cow wash its mouth??

    using a moo-thwash.

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    A farmer has dozens of cows and two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore.

    One day the famer brings a third bull into the field. The new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately starts mating with cow after cow.

    When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof.

    "Don't bother competing with that guy," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd laugh at you."

    "I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."
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    Milk that cow..

    Three handsome crop farmers (brunette, redhead, and blonde) liked the same farm-girl. The farm-girl had a big dairy farm.and other big things

    One day the three farmer friends decided to ask her, who she would like to go out with. Since they were all very handsome, the farm-girl had a hard time deciding, so she proposed a competition…
    She gave each one a 20 gallon bucket and told them whoever can get the most milk from one of my cows can date me….!

    That seemed fair so brunette went first, and came back after one hour with 5 gallons of milk… that’s all I can get from one cow, he said.
    The redhead went next and after two hours brought back 7 gallons of milk.

    The blonde really wanted to win this so he went looking for the largest cow. After eight hours he came back and said, “I tried really hard but your cow was sick, I only got two gallons of cream….”.

    The farm-girl’s bull died the next day…!
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