Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked...

Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD"

Granny replies, "f* the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

Doctor prescribed me LSD for my constipation

Thought it was a strange until on the way home i saw a dragon and shit myself

BAD ME

Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours.

On an unrelated note, my mum needs a new garden hose.

see ya all leter.....later....