A radio sketch from years ago...
A couple were discussing 'what love is'.
"Ryan, I'll tell you what love is. It's not being upset when I tell you I've got leukemia"
"Why should *I* be upset when *you* have got leukemia?"
"Because it's worse than you think..."
"Really?"
"Yes, it's on a triple word score and I've used up all my letters..."
