Dear Fergl, How I wish it was true..... But unfortunately I can no longer believe everything you say...especially not after today's posts re BEN.
But I enjoy your imaginative and gutsy take on the market and its participants.
I'm looking forward to the day you go on the local pub circuit as a stand up comic... specializing in stock market jokes...there 'll be a need for that sort of theraputic comedy in the very near future.
You might even consider inviting one of your more rumbuctiuos correspondents to join you as a comic duo....