I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'
I thought, that's just spam.
and the other says "Elizabeth the 1st was an ugly ginger virgin".
Well the wife said she always wanted to live in a Mock tudor house
`A blonde buys a chainsaw
A blonde buys a chainsaw to cut down some trees in her backyard and gets the one that says "Guaranteed to cut down 100 trees a day" on the box.
"Great" she thinks "I only want to cut down 5 trees, but I bet this one will get the job done in no time at all!"
Three days later returns to the shop dirty and sweaty and says: "I am sorry, but this is very misleading advertising! It says I can cut down 100 trees in a week and it took me 3 days to cut down just one! Something is clearly not right!"
The shop attendant says: "Alright, lets see if we can figure out what the problem is", yanks the cord and starts the motor.
The blonde says: "What is that sound?"
